what if every blade of grass was a penis?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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