so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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