I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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