16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
