I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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