Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Jerry, you need to find god
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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