so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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