If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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