When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize
