Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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