So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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