All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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