I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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