Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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