I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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