We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
