Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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