either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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