I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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