Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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