Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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