I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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