your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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