He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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