Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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