she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
