she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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