I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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