its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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