she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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