lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
operation harelip BJ is a go
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I currently don't understand fingers.
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