I need help removing her.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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