didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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