do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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