Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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