Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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