I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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