Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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