I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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