My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Someone came in the potted fern
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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