Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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