he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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