Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
