3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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