you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
the raccoons are back...
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