Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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