where does the pee come out of this thing
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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