The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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