i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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