Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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